This barbecue will be hard, thankless work. Marge appears, adding more chops to Lisa's plate Lisa pets the smallest lamb while it appears to eat from her hand. We weren't satisfied with the other vegetarian meals on the market. She admitted it, she's gonna marry a carrot! GROUNDSKEEPER WILLIE Has raised questions about certain school policies. Janey blows a bubble while looking silently at Lisa. SHERRI[?] HOMER BART I read about you in history class. On a metallic lever, the house is tilted upwards and back barely a foot. Cut to Lisa's classroom. The film's titles appear: "The Meat Council Presents: 'Meat and You: Partners in Freedom'. RALPH Uh, miss Hoover? GRANDPA MISS HOOVER You don't win friends with salad! LORD THISTLETHWAITE You know what, Lisa? Back then I was known as the fifth Beatle. I can't eat a poor little lamb. Hey, a toast to the host who can boast the most roast! LISA No I don't eat any food that comes from an animal. now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to my room. JANEY The family check out three lambs, each one cuter than the last. BURNS I warned ya! Bring me another one of them, uh, burgers, would you? BART Ahhh! BART (pushing away her plate) I can't eat this. She admitted it! Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out. Actually dad, this time, I was wrong. LISA Well, I believe you're required to provide a vegetarian alternative. You don't win friends with salad! What's the difference between this lamb and the one that kissed me? THE WOLF She leans back with her arms in the air. Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out. I'll give you a piggyback ride- Uh, oops! Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. RALPH Uh, oops. Bart looks around mischievously and proceeds to limbo his way through. I demand you apologize this second. Lisa, honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? But I'm sure you're up to it, Marge. The camera scrolls through what's on offer for lunch: Giblet McNiblets, Salisbury Balls, Cow Legs. LISA Yes, Ralph, what is it. The whole world wants me to eat meat! But I learned long ago, Lisa, to tolerate others rather than forcing my beliefs on them. Lisa looks at hers with apprehension. That`s an anti-anxiety drug. All right, Lisa. Linda and I both feel strongly about animal rights. It's still good. The pig flies past the window. BART LISA I have a feeling some bad stuff is about to go down. He leads her over to a fridge marked "non-alcoholic beer." Good morning, class. There! You know what you should serve, Marge? Yes indeed I do think that. If a cow ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you care about. High quality Marge gifts and merchandise. Marge, since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup? Will you be donating that million dollars now, sir? LISA Yes. Come on! It's gone. HOMER MARGE That's where I'm a viking! Get into the spirit! Uh, Dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to. It's more of a steel grating... that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported. I can't eat this. MISS HOOVER I never realized before, but some Itchy and Scratchy cartoons... send the message that violence against animals is funny. That colored chalk was forged by Lucifer himself! MCCLURE A cow is seen grazing on a field. HOMER We met him in lndia years ago during the Maharishi days. It's still good. HOMER (turning round in his chair) Uh-oh. HOMER APU HOMER it's Lisa Abe hey before I forget two things number one tomorrow night 830 Monday night Eastern Standard Time 830 go to Lisa As.com and under coaching calendar and register for that 30 minute overview on how you can lose 21. P.A. MARGE HOMER Are we there yet? Don't you realize you've just been brainwashed by corporate propaganda? ALL THE FLANDERESES I think it's wrong. Right here, Lisa. Mom! Whenever we're in Springfield, we like to hang out in Apu's garden in the shade. It all starts here in the high-density feedlot. Here. I guess I have been pretty hard on a lot of people, especially my dad. Uhh— Hahaha. Lisa gasps. JIMMY Much like “She of Little Faith,” “Lisa the Vegetarian” changed Lisa’s characterization forever. LISA HOMER MARGE Being vegetarian is slightly less of a big deal in modern America than it was back in 1995, though her parents' conservative attitude still leave room for the plot to occur. No Ralph, there aren't any more. LISA You don't win friends with salad! The whole world wants me to eat meat. Sleep! Thanks for inviting me to your barbecue. And I'll only invite who I want. It's still good, it's still good! In the interests of creating an open dialogue, sit silently and watch this film. Hi, I'm Troy McClure. SMITHERS BART It's like Paul's song, "Live and let Live." A certain... agitator-. I take it from your yelling that you like my tofu dogs. I think it's nice we're doing something Maggie will enjoy for once. That colored chalk was forged by Lucifer himself! What's the difference between this lamb and the one that kissed me? Of course I am a vegetarian. BART Inspired designs on t-shirts, posters, stickers, home decor, and more by independent artists and designers from around the world. Tell him yourself. The other kids on the ride cheer loudly. Allemande left and do-si-diddley-diddley-do. Oh Apu, it's beautiful. PAUL The year is 1974, and Homer and Marge are seniors at Springfield High School. HOMER Lunchlady Doris picks up a hot dog, slips the dog out of its bun, and drops the bun on Lisa's tray. Lisa gets up and leaves the house by the front door. Bart, sensible bites! You just asked a mouthful. Paul and Linda are vegetarians too. Every student except Lisa cheers loudly. Five a.m., more Lorazepam. A picture labelled "The Food Chain" appears. Ha ha ha ha. YOUNG BEAR That's it! Maggie sucks on a whole lamb chop in lieu of her pacifier. I am sure you read the dish's name, and you think there is no way you can do this! Rock stars. Do you remember when you lost your passion for this work? I think it's wrong. It's just a little dirty. Lisa walks off. Lookee here at George Meyer discussing climate change and conservation. Marge goes over to the pellet machine. No I don't eat any food that comes from an animal. BART APU In fact, if you play "Maybe I'm Amazed" backwards... you'll hear a recipe for a really ripping lentil soup. MARGE "The Simpsons" Lisa the Vegetarian (TV Episode 1995) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Er. I have to agree that everything certainly- Huh? All orders are custom made and most ship worldwide within 24 hours. And I'll only invite who I want. PAUL I take it from your yelling that you like my tofu-dogs. He gestures to a drive-in movie theater across the street, which is advertisign two movies: I Spit on Your Grave and I Thumb Through Your Magazines. We are in the cafeteria. Show Spoilers . It's tomato soup, served ice cold! If you don't want lamb chops, there's lots of other things I can make. You don't win friends with salad! I thought you loved me. SCIENTICIAN (shouting into a pram) Lisa! Cut to Skinner's office, where a red lightbulb flashes and a brief noise is heard. Look, it's Mrs potato head! MCCLURE Yes, you are. Tinkly music can be heard. Down the street, Homer is searching for her. It's not really a floor. You don't win friends with salad! LISA We met him in India, years ago during the Maharishi days. but what do you do if somebody wants non-alcoholic beer? The nearby animals notice and crowd around Maggie. He gestures towards a table on which there is a big tray of tripe and many small plates. I can't fight it anymore!She walks in, places a hot dog in a bun and, after some hesitation, takes a bite. Scratchy's eyes pop out and his head blows off. Oh, then you must think I'm a monster. (standing next to an empty unmade bed) Somebody's been sleeping in my bed. Homer, you're not not talking to me. Wow, a secret staircase. Besides, I'm sure Storytown Village is also fun for everyone... from eight to God only knows. JIMMY She inserts a coin and twists its release—causing the entire contents the spill out and cover Maggie in pellets. See? OK everybody. Attention, families. Compared to them, the public schools are a haven of enlightenment. LINDA Lisa imagines a cow in the same way, whose rump falls off and lands on a plate. Together, Homer and Lisa demonstrate the difficulty of change—both in oneself and in relation to society at large—and the value of tolerance and co-existence, even in close quarters with those whose beliefs might seem at odds with your own. Go to your room! They're just a bunch of hilarious stuff, you know, like people getting hurt and stuff, stuff like that. A shot of the Springfield Elementary building. But what do you do if somebody wants a nonalcoholic beer? Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart. In fact, Linda has her own line of vegetarian entrées. I know it is not easy to be a vegetarian, Lisa. HOMER You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup, homeboy? Dad, those all come from the same animal. The Simpsons has always played with the conventions and absurdities of the sitcom universe, where it takes half an hour to wrap up any set of plotlines in order to have everything back to normal for next week; but in this instance, Lisa became a vegetarian and remained a vegetarian. Isn't there anything here that doesn't have meat in it? You dunking your sausages in that syrup, homeboy? he steps down onto the grass. The other children gasp and laugh. I can't believe you didn't invite me, after I painted those cool stripes all over your car. You might say, the extra ingredient is salt. They laugh. Having befriended a lamb on a trip to a petting zoo,Lisa refuses to eat a lamb chop,seeing it as a living creature,and becomes a vegetarian,ruining Homer's hog-roast barbecue. Three a.m., approximately an amnesiac drug. No luck. The Family arrive at a "Three Little Pigs" exhibit, where they prepare to watch a shoddy animatronic Wolf blow in the house of three pigs. Lisa, get ahold of yourself. All right Lisa, if you don't want lamb chops there are lots of other things I can make. This week's # MeatlessMonday dish is my Crispy Wild Mushrooms with Pinto Bean Puree. No. The family eat dinner, chewing loudly. SKINNER : 15-Oct-95 Capsule revision E, 22-Feb-97. PAUL (downtrodden) Oh. You are. The music stops. The shot widens and we see that he has been waking on top of a packed enclosure of cows. Bart, no! (highly distorted) Somebody's been sleeping in my bed. No. They can't seriously expect us to swallow that tripe. LISA Is there anything they don't know? or through some clichéd reference but as a … Rump roast? If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I've got the prescription for you, Doctor. Apparently, my crazy friend here hasn't heard of the food chain. McClure and Jimmy exit via door. Nothing beats a stroll in cattle country. Scratchy cuts out a triangular piece and eats it, only to have it instantly pop back out of the hole from which it was cut. JIMMY Thanks, you guys. Especially my dad. APU What? They hug. BART AND HOMER Whenever we're in Springfield... we like to hang out in Apu's garden in the shade. That's it! Um, Miss Hoover? (exasperated) We're going to Storytown Village, Grandpa. APU Still, a great episode overall. I made enough gazpacho for all! You'd be surprised how often you'd find a big hunk of pork in them. PAUL MCCARTNEY You don't win friends with salad! Search Lisa's Kitchen recipes by type, ingredient and cuisine You're supposed to feed them pellets from the machine over there. APU Uh, Miss Hoover, I don't think I can dissect an animal. I know it is not easy to be a vegetarian, Lisa. HOMER (sardonically) Do you remember when you lost your passion for this work? Uh, Mr. McClure, I have a crazy friend... who says it's wrong to eat meat. It's still good, it's still good! I respect your moral objection. Come on! LISA She drives into the barbecue, pushing it away. GRANDPA Marge, since I'm not talking to Lisa... would you please ask her to pass me the syrup? Grandpa emerges, angry, from the sheets. I still stand by my beliefs. LISA (sitting up on a tree branch)I can't believe I used to go out with you. As the train sets off, Bart faces behind him and chuckles. This is "lamb," not "a lamb." Lisa the Vegetarian. Around the circle reads the slogan, "Don't Have a Cow, Man!" Lisa Simpson goes to a petting zoo and falls in love with a cute baby lamb. I can't believe I used to go out with you. Lisa, no! © 2000-2021 Forever Dreaming. A large painted sign reads, "Flanders Family Reunion, B.B.Q." No. Jimmy i pale and visibly shaking. (offscreen) What? The billboard shifts to read, "Eat deer." Oh, gosh, Homer. No. Not by the hairs on our chinny-chin-chin. I can't eat a poor little lamb. Sighs. Well, I'm sorry. lisa the vegetarian 38786 GIFs. Out of the way, you. MARGE BURNS Too. The greatest barbecue this town has ever seen. LISA Homer throws the binoculars into the trash. LISA I thought you lo-o-o-ved me. Marge runs over and picks up her daughter. JOSÉ FLANDERS The camera zooms in on his face while a short piece of dramatic music can be heard. Hm, no, I'd still prefer not. The camera pans past the slaughterhouse, while the sound of electrified killing equipment can be heard, as well as the muffled screams of cows. You know, you can influence people without badgering them always. You don't win friends with salad! Smithers and burns stand in Burns's office, looking out of his window. LISA Piggie ain't coming back. Whoah, whoah, whoah, slow down Jimmy. LISA I can't eat any of them! Come out. Didn't I warn ya! BART I don't think I can dissect an animal. She's leaving home? Yeah, Lisa's a grade-A moron. Uh dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to. Uh, let's say L. Simpson- has raised questions about certain school policies. They see the third: tinier still, with big fluttery eyes and a large pink bow around its neck. You know you can influence people without badgering them over it. A certain—agitator—for privacy's sake let's call her "Lisa S." No, that's too obvious. Bart, tell dad I'll only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat products. MYTH!, tender Dad moments and making sure to stay woke af. Dad, can't you have some other kind of party? He'll tell you, that in nature invariably eats another to survive. HOMER The words "The End" are branded into a cow's backside. Whatever, whatever. Lisa palms her forehead while other students turn to look at her. MARGE The entire family—Grandpa included—are driving in the orange sedan. You're having a family reunion and you didn't invite me? I know! You might remember me from such educational films as Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun, and Firecrackers: The Silent Killer. (flabbergasted) Pork chop? It's just a little slimy. They're just a bunch of hilarious stuff, you know, like people getting hurt and stuff. Because I'm a vegetarian. It all starts here in the high-density feedline. Eating meat is ba-a-a-d. It was a good idea to come here after all. Buenos ding-dong-diddly-dias, señor. I dunno. I made the switch, and nobody noticed! Just as he finishes and turns to face the front, his head smashes into the top of a tunnel. (holding his hands across his stomach) Mr McClure, I have a crazy friend who says it's wrong to eat meat. MARGE HOMER Lisa walks upstairs to her room and places a pillow over her head. Ah it was good, but not great. HOMER Give it up, Dad. Homer joins in. Lisa, come back before everyone finds out what a horrible father I am! Lisa prepares to cut into her meat, but hesitates. (louder still) Awww! Let me show you something, Lisa. Bart laughs heartily while Lisa looks disheartened. Hmm? HOMER Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case. Homer smacks it aside. LISA HOMER He blows big time. BART I am out of here! The camera shows a spectacled scientist look up from a microscope. So, Ned, you're having a family reunion and you didn't invite me? LUNCHLADY DORIS [The Simpsons]-Season: 7-Episode: 5-Name: Lisa the vegetarian MCCLURE A wonderful, magical animal. i was a grade-A moron to ever question eating meat. It had a good rhythm. Good morning, class. Feeling depressed she runs into Apu who introduces her to Linda and Paul McCartney,from whom she learns that it is possible to have principles but still understand others' view points. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, my family just doesn't understand my new-found vegetarianism. When will all those fools learn that you can be perfectly healthy... simply eating vegetables, fruits, grains and cheese? Yum. LISA Lisa goes back to being sad. Hi-de-li-ho, neighborino! Lisa has been a vegetarian ever since. A silhouette of a human is surrounded by silhouettes of various creatures (including monkeys, alligators and snails) with arrows point from them to the human. Bart, go to your room! Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case. I'm sorry I messed up your barbecue. Ew! Bart, sensible bites.! Round Springfield is a Simpsons-adjacent podcast hosted by Allie Goertz and Julia Prescott where they interview writers, directors, showrunners, and voice-actors from the Simpsons-verse on their various paths to Springfield — failed pilots, other projects, and beyond. “This is lamb,” Homer argues, “not a lamb.” Loved me. Don't let the name throw you, Jimmy: it's not really a floor. Wham Episode: Lisa becomes a vegetarian. WHOLE FAMILY Paul Mccartney's "Maybe I'm Amazed" plays over the closing credits. Outside, Lisa wanders over to Sherri, Terri, Janey and Ralph, who are playing by a hopscotch court. They can't seriously expect us to swallow that tripe. That's where I'm a Viking. She imagines parts of these all coming together in the middle to form a hot dog: the rat's tail, the raccoon's feet, the boot's tongue, and the pigeon's head. JANEY He bites down in the middle of the chop. Oh yes, No meat whatsoever. HOMER You don't win friends with salad! It's still good. OK. Take it, Apu. Bart, however, places his hands on it for some support while it races through the track, uprooting artificial trees. The Simpsons has always played with These are the best ever. it's more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so that it can be collected and exported. You know, it's never come up. Lisa the Vegetarian Written by David S. Cohen Directed by Mark Kirkland===============================================================================Production code: 3F03 Original airdate in N.A. She moans with disgust and sits up. I don't need any serving suggestions from you... you barbecue-wrecking, know-nothing, know-it-all. Go back to Russia! F.D. The Pig travels across a busy road, and then drops over a bridge into a river. Oh, you are so cute! MARGE MOTHER BEAR No, I don't eat any food that comes from an animal. UNNAMED NERD What's wrong, Lisa? But, I learned long ago, Lisa, to tolerate others rather than forcing my beliefs on them. Thanks, you guys. It's just a little slimy. In the episode, Lisa decides to stop eating meat after bonding with a lamb at a petting zoo. She leaves the Kwik-E-Mart. Jimmy gasps. These are the best ever. I think Lisa's right, dad. You don't win friends with salad! Homer bursts into the living-room and the door smashes into Bart. LISA Overwhelmed, Lisa wanders to the Kwik-E-Mart window displaying hot dogs under a sign: "Premiere Gourmet Hot Dogs 8/99 ¢." LISA I'm Sgt. The family observe the first lamb. McClure walks over to Bobby, who is sitting at a school desk on which sits a plate with a large steak. . HOMER If I went to a barbecue and there was no meat, I would say, "Yo, goober! GRANDPA He holds up a t-shirt bearing a picture of a cow in a red circle with a line through it. Homer gasps. Homer flips the burger high into the air. “Lisa the Vegetarian” won an Environmental Media Award and a Genesis Award, for its treatment, respectively, of environmental issues and and animal rights. We weren't satisfied with the other vegetarian meals on the market. The pig de resistance! (standing up) Say what? The guests all gasp. HOMER Lisa, get ahold of yourself. Yes you were. Ah. She walks away and looks up at a bilboard showing a female doctor next to the legend, "Don't eat beef." MARGE MCLLURE Oh, gosh, Homer, this is strictly a Flanders affair. GRANDPA This is where I come when I need some refuge from the modern world... or when I want to see drive-in movies for free. HOMER Well, it could be a good chance to get to know our neighbors outside of a courtoom setting. What a load of crappy-crap-crap. When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University. He wheels over a smoker and removes its lid to reveal a entire roasted pig. LISA Say what? Sure you were, Apu. MISS HOOVER Lisa laughs as she climbs upon her dad's shoulders. I 'unno. We see the orange sedan pull into the Simpsons' driveway, its back window clearly smashed through. (slightly annoyed) That's a typo. Two independent thought alarms in one day. » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » S » The Simpsons. Is there anything they don't know? It travels quickly away. I read about you in history class. It's just a little airborne. A series of short clips. LISA You se, your crazy friend never heard of (looks to camera) the food chain. Sorry, force of habit. It's an amusement park for babies. LISA A large number of people are gathered, all similar in appearance and dress to Ned Flanders. The wolf slowly leans back with a raspy inward breath, then leans forward and weakly "blows" at the house. GRANDPA 1 Synopsis 2 Full Story 3 Behind the Laughter 3.1 Reception 4 Videos 5 Citations After a trip to Storytown Village, Lisa finds herself unable to eat meat, exposing her to ridicule and resentment from Homer and friends. Look, kids! I just got caught up in the rhythm. In fact, Linda has her own line of vegetarian entrees. Wow, Mr. McClure! HOMER I think Lisa's right, Dad. WHOLE FAMILY(louder) Awww! A 2015 article for Slate provides this piece—and others—of background information to the episode, while also exploring its significance in the history of television and for the wider culture. All normal people love meat. He ruffles Jimmy's hair. Well, I believe you're required to provide a vegetarian alternative. APU LISA Homer and Bart chase the pig through a hedge. (pointing at the invitation) What's that extra "B" for? Lisa crashes through the fence and drives out into the street, still pushing the barbecue in fornt of her. I didn't mean to take sides. Once they disperse, all the pellets have been eaten and the only thing left of Maggie is her pacifier, which spins on the ground. I think it's nice we're doing something Maggie will enjoy for once. RALPH Dr. hibbert chuckles. yes you are, you are, I just love you! I've got family here from around the globe. 1 Videos 1.1 The Simpsons Christmas Special 1.2 The Best of the Simpsons: Wave 1 1.3 Bart Wars - The Simpsons Strike Back 1.4 The Best of the Simpsons: Wave 2 1.5 The Best of the Simpsons: Wave 3 1.6 The Best of the Simpsons: Wave 4 1.7 Christmas with the Simpsons 1.8 The Simpsons: Crime and Punishment 1.9 The Dark Secrets of the Simpsons 1.10 The Simpsons Go to Hollywood 1.11 The … What about bacon? ALL GUESTS You don't have to eat meat! Hey everybody. The first lamb walks into view. She presses it. (aloud) Why does it talk like a lamb? Lisa, honey: are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage... when pigs fly. Go to your room! Possibly the meatloaf. You're supposed to feed them pellets from the machine over there. [...] Swing your partner to and froodily-fro! APU Lisa, get ahold of yourself. Number 3F03 in the 'Resistance is Useless' Series." They see the second: smaller, cuter, and wearing a tiny cowbell around its neck. LISA As it plugs the hole, the water pressure builds up until it flies out like a torpedo, traveling a huge distance through the air. The twins giggle. Um, excuse me: isn't there anything here that doesn't have meat in it? The dish takes about 30 minutes to make, and if you follow this video and the below instructions. Rockstars. THE THREE PIGS You know what, Lisa? At the unattended entrance is a cut-out green cartoon elf, holding his arm out level and with a speech bubble that reads, "You must be shorter than this to ride." You know Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage. Mmm! Outside, Dr hibbert eats a hot dog. MARGE Will you be donating that million dollars now, sir? HOMER First, pin them down so they don't fly up and hit you in the eye. HOMER Okely dokely! ... meats and vegetables are what you eat. You'd be surprised how often you'd find a big hunk of pork in them See? BARNEY Wow, Mr McClure. The following cars have been broken into. system. (narrows eyes) After I painted those cool stripes all over your car. Jimmy. . (in a lamb's voice) Lisa, what did I ever do to you? Come back before everyone finds out what a horrible father I am. LISA In fact, this was reportedly a condition put in place by the episode’s guest stars, Paul and Linda McCartney, before they agreed to appear in it. Don't you realize you've just been brainwashed by corporate propaganda? That's why I ran away form home. Oh, hello Bobby. It's just a little airborne. Can I have a new one? LISA LISA Values Dissonance: "Lisa The Vegetarian" revolves around Lisa's family trying to dissuade her from being vegetarian. back then, I was known as the fifth Beatle. APU Right here, Lisa. Well, it could be a good chance to get to know our neighbors outside of a courtroom setting. Oh, my family just doesn't understand my newfound vegetarianism. Okay, Lisa. The guests laugh mockingly. It's still good. I still stand by my beliefs. Now as a special treat, courtesy of our friends at the meat council... please help yourselves to this tripe. MCCLURE Now, as a special treat courtesy of our friends at the meat council, please help yourself to this tripe. Er. He opens it to reveal a set of icy steps. ACT THREE Sure. Well I'm sorry, but it was a hundred and fifty degrees in the car. A lion chases and catches a gazelle; an eagle flies over a flock of sheep, snatching one in its talons and flying off; a dog jumps and catches a frisbee; a gorilla, hanging off a tree to reach for a bunch of bananas, is suddenly pulled into the surrounding water by a shark that jumps out of it. The extra "B" is for BYOBB. While I was gone, I got some really good advice from Paul and Linda McCartney. I don't know exactly what went wrong, but I know it's always my fault. But I can't defend what I did. I don't know exactly what went wrong, but I know it's always my fault. Eating meat is ba-a-a-ad. 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